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  • Apple OC
    Mar 11, 10:19 PM
    Ok now- let's just make one thing clear. :D

    I'm single. I need a sexy car, not a four door. :)

    They don't come any sexier than an American Corvette





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  • Stewie
    Oct 27, 01:22 AM
    Ummm, yes you can.

    Thanks for playing, but no you can't.





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  • mosiejczuk
    May 4, 05:18 PM
    (I'm planning on getting the new mac pro, and boosting the graphics, and game it out!):cool:

    You don't need that to play new Starcraft, do you? :eek:





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  • Cassie
    Nov 11, 02:10 AM
    Maybe it's because we watch these ads too much... I too understood what they were saying



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  • WiiDSmoker
    Feb 18, 10:51 AM
    He must be pregnant.

    Quick someone write a bogus report about this.





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  • marksman
    May 2, 06:27 PM
    My buddy posted this (http://noeruiz.com/white-iphone-4-not-thicker/), and I tried to tell Engadget -- they wouldn't hear it.

    Kind of ridiculous.

    It is amusing, because it was clear from the first photograph claiming a thickness difference was taken on an angle that simply made the white iPhone look thicker.

    Was pretty clear that was all it was. Firs thing I thought is why did they not take the photo head on and level like your friend did.

    It's clear that some iPhone 4s are thicker. (see engadget photo)

    arn



    That new engadget picture with a piece of glass and some spacer in it is not evidence of different thicknesses. it involves so many different pieces of materials it is not something that should be considered accurate.

    Why can't engadget afford actual calipers. They can't be that expensive.

    As for the TiPB pictures, I have been staring at them for the last few minutes, and I can't even determine if they know how to use the calipers or what measurments they are comparing to each other.



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  • whatever
    Nov 14, 11:54 AM
    Good point (truly) ... but I stand by what I said too. I think if your scenario wwas true then we would see Creative Zen adapters or SanDisk Snasa adapters on the market - at least they have proven marketshare against the iPod. Still ... it will be interesting to see how this will pan out.

    What i wonder is if the Wifi the Zune uses for file transfers will be banned on planes. If it's not, then i want to be able to use Wifi for any device on a plane.
    You currently are not allowed, by law, to broadcast any signals on airwaves on an aircraft while in the air. Bluetooth, WiFi, phone, etc.





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  • gammamonk
    Nov 11, 09:44 PM
    どうもマックです。 - Nice to meet you, I'm a Mac.

    こんにちはパソコンです。 - Hello, I'm a PC.

    ちょっと大丈夫? - Hey~ Are you alright?

    大丈夫じゃないです速いのウイルスを抱えちゃって。 - I'm not ok, I have that new (fast) virus.

    力ないで、今年は本当に悪ですから。 - Don't be helpless, this year is really bad!

    僕は平気平気。 - I'm fine, I'm fine.

    ぃゃぃゃ、強うかないでって11万4千のウイルスがパソコンで出た大変ですから。Nono, don't act tough. 114,000 viruses are out for the PC, and that's rough.

    マックはウイルスは大丈夫。 To a mac, viruses are no problem.

    ヤバい。 - This is bad.

    どうした? - What's wrong?

    Crashします。 - I'm going to crash.

    それで楽になるの? - Will that make you feel better?

    そう思います。 - I think so.



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  • jsquared
    Jul 11, 12:10 AM
    We have a laptop and I still have my iPhone. There's about 20 people in line now. It's just after midnight...if you couldn't tell by the time the post was made.:apple:





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  • yorkshire
    Dec 16, 01:56 PM
    Not sure why no one's commented on this yet, but yes, I've bought RATM. Hopefully we can wipe the smile off that smug t*** Cowell!



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  • fixyourthinking
    Nov 14, 09:47 AM
    Since this is Zune launch day:

    Seeing as apple now has a majority of auto makers making connectivity and now the airline industry is getting on board, this is a major blow to the Zune. Neither cars nor airplanes will come with every connection possible so that any media player can be used. This is a great step for apple and potential apple customers.

    How about a built-in mag safe connector for the airplanes too? :)

    That truly is the news ... it's not MP3 player integration ... it's iPod integration!





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  • skellter
    Mar 28, 09:22 AM
    What do you get for $1,599.00? Free iPad 2, what?



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  • The_Roo
    Oct 27, 05:25 AM
    Is it me or when you create a new email from the New button, on the compose window that comes up there is no way to select an address to send to?

    Kenny





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  • illitrate23
    May 4, 06:40 AM
    I can't download it, the "Download Mac Client" is just gray. Is it becaus i live in Europe?

    Only the US client went live last week
    the EU one was delayed for extra testing on the servers.
    official dude on the blizzard forums said they hoped to release the EU client last night - but in the end he came back and said it would probably be today (Tuesday) instead.
    But, seeing as they work West Coast USA time, that might mean it's unlikely to become available to us until the middle of the night tonight

    i tried the pc client under boot camp - looked great, was a real buzz to playing the old game again with such nice graphics



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  • abbstrack
    Aug 19, 09:59 AM
    not available in my region yet.

    my 'region' is NYC.

    I dont throw this term around much, but i'd say this is a launch *fail*





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  • MNTOPTEAM
    May 1, 06:33 PM
    Is it normal for it to take 45 minutes to export a 9-minute video via quicktime? I'm working off a desktop OSX and am a total novice at movie making.



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  • jobesucks
    Apr 12, 04:53 PM
    Gutted, seems there's still no support for syncing google calendars or am i missing something?





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  • Jonasgold
    Apr 21, 02:18 PM
    So, it's most likely they are going do these things.

    1. One device that will work on both VZ and AT&T network
    2. 32GB and 64G storage.
    3. 1080P recording with 8 megapixel camera
    4. A5 chip
    5. Maybe higher ram or maybe not.
    6. Throw in something new... like better gyroscope or something to just make iPhone 4 outdated, but nothing major.

    This is BS. It's not good enough, apple.
    To a lot, it is good enough.
    Let's not forget that a lot of Apple customers cannot upgrade every year.
    Those in countries with sponsered phones usually have more-than-12-month contract and those with sim-lock-free phone pay(something equivalent to) 600-700 Euros for a phone.
    If an upgrade is too good, a lot of those people who have had an iPhone 4 will not be very pleased.
    Personally, i'm happy with a 2-yearly update (3GS to 4GS/5/Whatever they call.
    The iPad 2 was also a good evolution without letting they iPad 1 owners feel ripped of.





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  • notjustjay
    May 5, 11:33 AM
    I was kind of hoping they'd actually compare with Windows PCs that were, you know, comparable.

    Like HP Envy against the MBP, or Sony VIAO Z or Samsung Series 9 against the MBA.

    I guess they realized that if they actually do a fair comparison, you won't have enough money left over to go to Hawaii. You might even spend a bit more on the PC.

    So instead they compare the MBA against Atom netbooks. "Look, 1.6 is more than 1.4, therefore the Atom chip is better than the Core 2 Duo!"





    bugout
    Nov 26, 03:26 PM
    Did the add say it was from apple then ?

    No but the site says it's glass front and back.





    Sun Baked
    Sep 15, 08:14 PM
    If cheaper is always better...

    Buy a Daewoo, up to 60% discount on some models.

    ---

    I still don't understand making the effort in keeping a reverse switchers, let them make the mistake. The joy in seeing them suffer with Windows is well worth it.

    But at least they'll have the games to make them happy about their endless suffering.





    inkhead
    Sep 1, 11:38 PM
    Jake:

    Please don't assume. First of all, I pay for 4 active ADC memberships. I usually buy about 4 WWDC tickets. This year as every year, I bought my own WWDC ticket. My employer (myself) is mean ;-) However this year for the first time in 5 years I wasn't able to attend because of knee surgery recovery running longer than expected. I planned my surgery around WWDC.

    So let me get this right? You are saying that the sessions shouldn't be online because you are poor and don't want people who get their wwdc tickets for free to get the jump on you.

    SO WHAT about all the PEOPLE POORER than you who can't afford WWDC? So you are saying they don't deserve a chance to learn leopard?

    What you are saying is a double standard!

    Regardless, my issue isn't money, and the WWDC sessions are always put up online, which they will be shortly. It would just be nice if Apple got on the ball.

    I realize you don't want the session videos online because the college student who has $498, and overdraws his bank account to get ADC select, might get the jump on you, and since you EVEN though you paid it out of pocket were able to afford $2300, you are using this to say that more money should buy more?, but not really?

    Think about what your saying.. claiming to be poor, but it only works as long as you aren't the one cut off.

    either way I can afford any Mac, or Apple product I want, and development is a passion for me not a requirement to survive. I don't need to work, I want to work. But saying that your not going to be able to compete with somebody like me with unlimited funds... isn't true. Mac OS X is the best platform to develop for if you want to level the playing field. You notice many of the Apple Design Awards went to SMALL companies? On the mac platform, many, many small companies, and one man shows are making very good money! You have just as much chance as me, even if I have more resources money, machines, and people. It's easy to innovate.



    This is the first year that I went to WWDC and I am a ADC Select developer like you. However, the difference is I had to pay 100% out of pocket to go. My employer does not use Macs and I had to do it on my own.* At the conference, I met a lot of developers whose companies paid for the trip and they stayed in the Hyatts ($200 a night).. My gf and I stayed at the crappy hotel by 7th street which was in a unsafe part of SOMA plus I used a week of my own PTO etc..*

    It sure was alot of money ~$2300.* I sure could have done alot with that but I used it for my education and check out WWDC.* It really adds alot of value to the conference to really get the new bits. * I do not think it is fair to wait for the general rollout to ADC if you are charging so much for the conference. *This year, there was not a lot of new things besides Leopard.. Leopard was the star show and only partially revealed. Therefore the revealed parts and Leopard sessions were the key points and those were pretty tight lipped and the mostly the value of going.

    So,* why should you be able to see the sessions and get the same seed three weeks later? *Its not fair to independent developers like me and gives my project a jump start against potential competetors like you..* **

    I skipped last two years WWDC and waited until Tiger was ADC seeded and have been watching the 2005 sessions without going to WWDC the same as you..* So, i have been on both sides of the fence.* Once you pay for WWDC yourself, then you really understand that its right to let the WWDC get the first drink from the water fountain and drink for awhile.

    -JakeDude*





    MattSepeta
    Apr 12, 02:21 PM
    By the end of this year I will have paid the final payment on my loans... I can't believe it's been 15 years! Worst investment I ever made.

    Seriously, one of the most eye-opening things when I entered college was learning that I did *not* possess a liberal, open-minded view of race relations. I grew up in a white neighborhood, with nice liberal white teachers, always telling us how we are all equal. I always admired Martin Luther King, Jr.'s speeches when I heard them.

    I thought that was the prevailing view until I got to college. I was so naive I wanted to run up to the first black guy I saw, give him a hug, and tell him I understand. Ha, not really, but you know what I mean. Guilty white liberal kid. I was stunned by the violent reaction I got before I'd ever opened my mouth.

    Wow. The whole thing was just turned on its head. Nobody talked about true equality as a goal - it was all about power, grievance, reparations... and everything I learned just sounded shockingly racist. I was told that was just how whites see things. Rookie mistake!

    After I had to write a paper on "Myth America- How The American Dream has been and always will be a Myth" I conveniently forgot to sign up for the next semester's classes.





    ArmCortexA8
    Apr 19, 10:29 AM
    If you watch the 2nd Youtube video, at around 40-43 seconds you will see the volume buttons dont have their engraved "+" and "-" markers, so this is definately a prototype phone. I also noticed where the rear camera is there is no silver ring around it as well. It also looks as if the antenna is also painted, but this is probably the light reflecting plus the very visible "ring" around the home button (raised). On the same video at 1.08 in the Settings screen you will see "Carrier Settings" with a new "C" logo, plus "Developer" with the "D" and "Internal Settings" with an "M" logo. At 1.13 you will then see when he choses "Carrier Settings" you will see "Show WiFi RSSI" / "Show Internal Apps" / "VMAC" which to me seems to possibly mean "VirtualMAC" which may be the reason for the new search function as well. Under "Logging" in "Carrier Settings" you see "Logging" / "Baseband" and "Enable VM Logging". At 1.15 I could make out the following options "Enable Bypass Mode" / "Activate Bluetooth Test Mode" / "Activate Data PDF Context" / "Deactivate Data PDF Context" and "Ping Testing". At 1.25, I also noticed under "General" an option that says "File Sharing"

    So far, most of these options seem to indicate this is a test version of iOS.